If Shakespeare was still alive

squidyword:

Juliet: Romeo sit on my face

Romeo: It’d be an honor to sit on your face

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[Game of Thrones] shows you all the different ways you can wield power. Psychologically. Physically. Sexually… Dragons. — Natalie Dormer - SDCC 2014 (via gameofthronesdaily)

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breakingbreakfast:

Goodnight, sweet prince.

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karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

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riversclara:

Doctor Who in a nutshell.

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solarsenpai:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

Communismkills with the hot fire

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yosgcast:

30poundbass:

WTF have i done

what in the shit

yosgcast:

30poundbass:

WTF have i done

what in the shit

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godtie:

if i ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you:

I’m sorry, I’m on mobile, and i forgot that your blog is not my dash

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If Shakespeare was still alive

squidyword:

Juliet: Romeo sit on my face

Romeo: It’d be an honor to sit on your face

(via elvias-wolven-assassin)